Laurel Stevens
Jane Russell
Laurel Stevens

“YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING WHEN YOU SEE IT!”
When beautiful blonde movie star Laurel Stevens is kidnapped on the verge of the premiere of her film “The Kidnapped Bride”, everyone thinks it's a publicity stunt. It's not.
Laurel Stevens
Jane Russell
Laurel Stevens
Dandy
Keenan Wynn
Dandy
Mike Valla
Ralph Meeker
Mike Valla
Police Sergeant McBride
Fred Clark
Police Sergeant McBride
Bertha
Una Merkel
Bertha
Daisy Parker
Benay Venuta
Daisy Parker
Barney Baylies
Robert H. Harris
Barney Baylies
Television Announcer
Bob Kelley
Television Announcer
Disc Jockey
Dick Haynes
Disc Jockey
Publicity Agent
John Truax
Publicity Agent
Police Lieutenant Dempsey
Milton Frome
Police Lieutenant Dempsey
Arthur Martin
Adolphe Menjou
Arthur Martin
Ralph Meeker looks great. He tended toward puffiness in the all too few movies he made after the great "Kiss Me Deadly." Here he is trim and does a good job (with little to work with.) Keenan Wynn is all right. He played sidekicks -- sort of the Tony Randall of the 1950s. Jane Russell wears the title outfit. She got a bad rap as an actress. She was hilarious in "Gentleman Prefer Blondes" and very convincing in her adventure/thrillers with Robert Mitchum. Here she is OK. Her acting is OK, that is. But she's supposed to be a movie star at her peak and this is a little hard to buy. I remember her TV ads in which she spoke of "us full-figured gals." These came a couple decades after "The Fuzzy Pink Nightgown." But the nightgown, and everything she wears, looks like a maternity frock. She looks big here. In the beginning of the film she wears a long blonde wig. It is monumentally unbecoming. She looks better when she takes it off. Still, the movie is a disappointment. It's always a treat to see Meeker. And the supporting cast comprises familiar faces and is amusing. But the movie is a misfire. Russell and Meeker have no particular chemistry. It isn't touching. And it isn't really very funny, director Taurog notwithstanding.
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