Jake Spanner
Robert Mitchum
Jake Spanner

“It's not true, you can teach old dicks new tricks!”
Burnt-out private dick Jacob Aloysius Spanner teams up with his brother to help an old adversary track down his one remaining loved one, his kidnapped granddaughter. But who's the hood and who's being hoodwinked?
Hoodwinked trailer Robert Mitchum and Ernest Borgnine
Jake Spanner
Robert Mitchum
Jake Spanner
Sal Piccolo
Ernest Borgnine
Sal Piccolo
J.P. Spanner
John Mitchum
J.P. Spanner
Ben Nunez
Richard Yniguez
Ben Nunez
Lieutenant Kevin Spanner
James Mitchum
Lieutenant Kevin Spanner
Toni New
Laurie Lathem
Toni New
The Commodore
Dick Van Patten
The Commodore
Man at Sal's House
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Man at Sal's House
Senior Club Member
Edie Adams
Senior Club Member
Wellington Warren
Kenneth Kimmins
Wellington Warren
Sally
Terry Moore
Sally
Mrs. Bernstein
Sheree North
Mrs. Bernstein
Tribute to classic noir pictures, this is a quirky blend of detective mystery and self-aware comedy. Weary P.I. Mitchum, perfectly cast, is contacted by wily Borgnine, an ex-con, who wants his help in handing over a ransom for his kidnapped granddaughter. Mitchum muses that the situation is similar to a scene in “Farewell, My Lovely” (which he had starred in). So he prepared when he is bamboozled and used before being threatened by fierce Lethem, then coerced deeper into criminal dealings. A post-climax at the L.A. Coliseum is amusing and disarming. Delightful to see the veteran cast, as Mitchum is joined by his brother John and son Jim. A selection of former glamour girls doesn't hurt.
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