Charlie Gooding
James Booth
Charlie Gooding

Charlie returns to the East End after two years at sea to find his house demolished and wife Maggie gone. Everyone else knows she is now shacked up with married bus driver Bert and a toddler, and they all watch with more than a little interest at the trail of mayhem Charlie leaves as he goes about sorting things out.
Charlie Gooding
James Booth
Charlie Gooding
Maggie Gooding
Barbara Windsor
Maggie Gooding
Fred Gooding
Roy Kinnear
Fred Gooding
Bridgie Gooding
Avis Bunnage
Bridgie Gooding
Jack
Brian Murphy
Jack
Bert
George Sewell
Bert
Nellie Gooding
Barbara Ferris
Nellie Gooding
Chunky
Griffith Davies
Chunky
Georgie
Murray Melvin
Georgie
Ted
Arthur Mullard
Ted
Ted's Wife
Peggy Ann Clifford
Ted's Wife
Watchman
Wally Patch
Watchman
Well it all starts rather inauspiciously with Barbara Windsor singing the Lionel Bart penned title song. Good? Well, no - not very. Thereafter we discover that she ("Maggie") used to be married to "Charlie" (James Booth) who has just returned from being at sea. Thing is, their marital house has been demolished and she has moved on to a new life with bus driver "Bert" (George Sewell) and he is determined to get her back. The whole thing has a made for television look to it and though there is a formidable array of British comic acting talent on display, I found the writing to be really weak with the limitations of Miss Windsor as an actress being writ large as she really struggles to carry this (very lightly) comedic enterprise - riddled with innuendo and stereotype - for ninety minutes. It perhaps doesn't help that the narrative centres around life in a fairly pedestrian East End (of London) community and that after a short while there are so many suds you could run a Chinese laundry for a fortnight. It may well have resonated better in 1963 when it offered a plausible depiction of life in a small, tightly knit, community within a big city, but I am afraid now it has lost what potency it had. Cinema nostalgia it probably is if Cockney is your natural dialect. For the rest of us, it's just all rather dull.
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